I found a great selection of humor on one line. These One-line combinations of its irony and folk wisdom bribe. Some stopudov you have heard, and some, for me, for example, were a pleasant surprise funny )))).
a. Bill - Gay. Tsc.
2. Attractive women are distracting.
3. Tired of the critical days - to change their sex!!.
4. Signed to a picture: ' Ass. Front View '.
5. Seven nurses. fourteen boobs.
6. How much vodka did not take it, is still twice the run! .
7. Wrought off lightly.
8. Seven times otpey - once otley!.
9. Place an enema can not be changed.
10. Girls do not have enough feminine, and women - Virginity.
11. The sculptural group: Hercules tearing jaws of Manneken Pis.
12. Znachok 150 -pound peasant:.
13. Progress made inaccessible to most outlets children - die the most gifted.
14. My friend's wife for me, not a woman. But if she is pretty. it is not my friend!.
15. Drunkenness - a fight! .
16. Love - is a triumph of imagination over intelligence.
17. Two things I hate - racism and blacks.
18. All night you're not closed down.
19. No need to have friends - friends should be friends.
20. - Spring show who is where shit!.
21. Vodka ' Pinocchio '. Feel the wood.
22. Loneliness is when there is an E-mail, letter and sends only the listserv!.
23. Woman with a cart! .
24. The inscription on the beverage label: ' Before the abuse of cool '.
25. * If a person truly wants to live, then the medicine is powerless.
26. If in the morning my wife does not talk to you - so booze is good!.
27. If you have any problems with his wife - and her friends must stop.
28. Born to crawl on my head does not makes a mess.
29. From Paris to Nakhodka with vodka is better than without vodka!.
30. - Doctor, I'm going to live? .
31. Announcements at the airport: - I wanted to make a landing airplane carried out flight № 13.
32. The broker does not fall far from the pager.
33. Heat is you, girl? .
34. Announcement: Flying infertility at random.
35. The woman - the exact opposite of the dog. The dog understands everything, but can say nothing.
36. Yesterday was, as you have come today.
37. Despite the fact that a few million years old woman living next to a man in her behavior and lifestyle are still many mysterious and incomprehensible.
38. Insane woman - a woman who at the end of sexual intercourse shouting ' Not me! '.
39. What goes around - and then find a fuck.
40. Not caught, do not rush!.
41. Why, when you talk to God - it's called prayer, and when.
42. God be with you - schizophrenia?.
43. When you decide to revive old, look, that it does not fall off!.
44. All that is good in life, or illegal, or immoral, or leads to obesity.
45. In the life of every man there comes a time when clean socks easier to buy.
46. And about the old woman is porn.
47. Yeltsin Mandela.
48. In a crowded bus: Sorry, man, you do not complicate my ass?.
49. From the safety of non-compliance, the person can not just die, and be born.
50. He said that it was in ecstasy, but I do remember that in the barn.
51. In all women should be fine - do not pop it horrible!.
52. Legs Tekle, AV ROTH Do not hit.
53. Monogamous -. but mnogoeb! ( s).
54. Human stupidity gives an idea of infinity.
55. - What is the multitasking Windows95? .
56. Good disease multiple sclerosis: Nothing hurts, and every day - News.
57. Thanks to bed not put.
58. Dream of a reason people erogenous places!.
59. If you invite a girl to dance, and she agreed. Do not rejoice: first, you still have to dance.
60. The more drinks Komsomolets - the fewer drinks a bully!.
61. The people are not a luxury - but a means of enriching. government.
62. From the rules of etiquette '. When doing blowjob - do not click their teeth. '.
63. Can you call a member of the I / O device?.
64. A woman wants a lot, but one man, a man wants one, but many of the women.
65. You've got a good thing: that divides the ass burn.
66. Chastolyubivaya woman.
67. Smoking is harmful to drink disgusting and pitiful to die healthy.
68. The caption under the stop- cock in a train station: If you go to become lazy, pull this poeben.
69. We did not finish in the universities!.
70. On someone else's pie rotok no pants!.
71. Win95 as the plane - sick and have nowhere to go!.
72. Fenites fucking comedy.
73. Never hit a lying, because he can stand.
74. Hammer and Sickle emblem. Kosi and Goals!.
75. From shampoo ads: Before my hair was dry and lifeless, but now they are raw and stir.
76. Painting: ' Ivan the Terrible makes control shot '.
77. And Sweden, and the reaper, and generally fucked up.
78. The most amazing thing in pop singers that mouth they sing the same way.
79. Fresh food, but with difficulty seritsya.
80. What's on your chest prigreesh, then life will sizzle.
81. Make a woman happy is very easy. only expensive.
82. Nothing so warms the soul like a cold beer.
83. Learn from mistakes after mistakes - are treated.
84. In response to the question ' Marital status:. ...
85. Government needs a new impetus. (B. H. Yeltsin).
86. On a washing machine: yadrena BOSH.
87. When you drink, you need to know when to stop. Otherwise, you can drink less.
88. It is well known that one can always look at three things: a fire burns, the water flow and how the other person.
89. I wish you good luck and Sea Cottage by the Sea!.
90. Do not talk nonsense!.
91. Day was gone for good reason.
92. Man fucking his own happiness.
93. We're one ass cheeks.
94. Toast of women: not so good with you how bad without you.
95. Most aerosol inscription on hospital: ' Hey -hey,. stray! '.
96. If there is a night milk with cucumbers, your Finnish plumbing quickly pay for itself!.
97. Dinner was excellent, especially the hostess failed mayonnaise.
98. Why do men's feet are freezing in the winter, and women not? .
99. Drunk Russian hacker practically unbeatable!.
100. What kind of roof does not like to drive fast?.
101. There is nothing worse than a woman to cheat. But there is nothing nicer when it is obtained.
102. Better than the sand on the teeth than the frost on the eggs!.
103. Science, who was born at the junction of Mathematics and Cybernetics - kibenimatika.
104. Pay taxes, go to sleep peacefully. ( The inscription on the tombstone ).
105. When a bad man - he is looking for a woman. When a man is good - it looks for another.
106. unintentionally conceive.
107. Following the law of the sandwich, we can conclude that if a sandwich spread on both sides, it will hang in the air.
108. How much does your tomboy? .
109. If the enemy does not surrender, he reloads!.
110. Do not throw the bulls in the urinals, we are not in your ashtray ssym.
111. CLAVA stomp - it will not messing with a joystick.
112. Schaub because you have lived as a cry the blues!.
113. Life is so short! .
114. There was a strong wind that twisting a cigarette with his teeth.
115. How to do no work - there is always a kid who works less and gets more.
116. Bear on the server.
117. The diplomat - a person who can send you to the xy @ so that you will wait with anticipation of travel.
118. Aphorism in defense of adultery (in reply to number 10 for June 2 ): ' From the frequent change of any nail holes bend. '.
119. If the wife has ceased to fuck your brains out - alert, because surely someone started to fuck your wife.
120. Fewer will be on the Internet - will be healthier kids!.
121. Either life begins at the end of.
122. better x.
123. It is better to be the first Maya than the eighth of March!.
124. Lecture - no erection. postpone. ( Student's wisdom).
125. Never happens with the money is not so good, how bad it is without them.
126. Useful Balcony. Tips: garbage should make when the smell of it would not be bearable. Whatever milk is not escaped, stronger than a cow tie shoes will be worn for much longer if you do not buy new. Zakipevshy teapot will whistle loudly if someone put on it the thread of the home.
127. Not zaebu so splattered.
128. If you look in the mirror, but found no one there - you're irresistible!.
129. How I live, I can not understand two things: where the dust comes from and where the money disappear.
130. Comrades, soldiers, song, have to yell so that the muscles on the ass shaking.
131. Go to sleep faster - a pillow is needed.
132. It is better to do and regret than to regret not sdelel.
133. Not the way I loved you as you moan!.
134. What's in my name for you, you estimated the amount of breast.
135. And this mysterious forest, and the tears of a brooding.
136. Everyone has the right to left.
137. ' Blue runs - the car sways. '.
138. Every woman is worthy of sex, but not every - twice.
139. When the mermaid legs razdvinet.
140. Baba platoon - Regimental mare easier.
141. A warning shot in the head.
142. Heromantiya - the name of a condom in ancient Greece.
143. Want to make friends - Head of them away. Ivan Susanin.
144. And they lived and often.
145. The gap justifies the means.
146. Love at first vzblyada.
147. It would be the desire, the rest will rise.
148. The secretary should know and do the three teams 'sit ', ' lie' and ' fax '.
149. Kids in the backseat cause accidents, accidents in the backseat causes kids.
150. Some of the language brings to Kiev, and some - to orgasm.
151. Where is the scoop - there is rubbish.
152. I'll tell my father, to continue to protect.
153. Safe sex the one that does not lead to marriage.
154. Better bad than never.
155. What kind of booze, if the day should be ashamed!.
156. SOS signal budding radio operator saw wrong.
157. If you find yourself with four eggs and two dick - do not flatter yourself, you just fuck in the ass.
158. Programmers do not die. They lose their memory.
159. Acceleration: the fact that our fathers were on the shoulder, then to us by dick.
160. The forest was full of smoke.
161. To the question ' What are you doing here? ' .
162. You are very handy - here we have corruption.
163. More from impotence or who did not die, though no one was born and.
164. Men are much easier to break a twenty-year bond than the bond with the twenty.
165. The girl is not a whore, - she just relaxed.
166. I have a little patience. NOW!.
167. Man banal sexual orientation.
168. They lived happily ever after, and died in one day. spouses Rosenberg. World History. Imperial Bank of.
169. Declaration made in a brothel: ...
170. It is better to be silent and quiet to be known as an idiot than to speak and to dispel all doubts.
171. Many are outraged that the Towns too often used obscene language.
172. No, I swear it's the Americans, and we give them TALKS.
173. It is well recorded in the patient does not require anesthesia.
174. All human beings are divided into two categories:.
175. The first did not know who Bill Gates, and the latter do not like him.
176. In the brave wounded ass not run away.
177. Love for money is cheaper.
178. Sex - is a hereditary. If your parents do not engage in sex, your chances to do it are negligible.
179. One girl had the good fortune. Happiness is also in debt to no more.
180. How much shit as much in your head does not fit!.
181. The higher the intelligence, the lower the kisses.
182. Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse in this day with you is not going to happen.
183. From knowledge no one has died, but the risk is not worth it!.
184. Everyone - myself pi @ dec their happiness.
185. Negrofiliya.
186. The less we love a woman, the more tired arm.
187. There is such a city - ASS- fucking.
188. Advice to users Windows - naebites patience!.
189. In my first year studying hard the first few years, then it will be easier!.
190. Love all cavities are obedient!.
191. Magic Wand from the Russian fairy tale: mahnesh three times - and lost any desire to.
192. The prostitute takes money not for the fact that sleeping with you, but for the fact that despite this it shakes your nerves.
193. Without labor, and do not hide it in there!.
194. Cobra - worm.
195. My mom used to say that God gave man two heads, but the blood is so small that they can only think of one by one.
196.
197. Once there was obknovennaya Swedish family: mom, dad, brother, sister and baby, who wanted a dog.
198. Virginity is not a crime, illiteracy and gender.
199. Trust, but verify.
200. Transcription of MS Internet Explorer: [ Microsoft Internet ruined ].
201. Man attaches wrong, and he uses this property often and with pleasure.
202. Rhino poor vision, but with its weight, it's not his problem.
203. Mold spores multiply. Do not argue with mold!.
204. A drop of nicotine can kill a horse, and hamster breaks into pieces.
205. There are seconds when everything is decided by minute. And it lasts for hours.
206. Financial and sexual crisis: open your wallet, and then dick.
207. I loved you - trees bent.
208. There is kachok, bychaetsya.
209. ' Chest - a woman's face! '.
210. Stripped and conquer!.
211. What we are well organized, because crime is.
212. Innocence - a condition that is incompatible with a sense of deep satisfaction.
213. Is there life on Mars, whether there is life on Mars, but there is a thick - thick layer of chocolate.
214. I understand that living with a woman, but with the same?.
215. ' More is not better ' - the inscription on the mirror.
216. Breakage of bones not care!.
217. Love is like a fire, the stick does not go out kinesh.
218. Education is what remains after all is forgotten when what we were taught.
219. Do you love to ride - scram to hell.
220. Women love with their ears, and men - where will.
221. The girl and you know the language to French?.
222. I leave something out of the restaurant, and mnne some bastard came into the hands of.
223. In a sober ass student.
224. Othello missed!.
225. Heard a loud rustle of money - it went to the Loch to spawn!.
226. DESTINY AS A WOMAN SHOULD BE A GOOD POINT AND Surprise sudden turn.
227. How much does the state do not lie, its still not come back.
228. Mom told me: ' Go to the gynecologist - life hands warm will. '.
229. Limited_expression ' paduet eye' ppidumali Cyclops.
230. Virgin is no better than sluts - both, in fact, think about the same.
231. ' My business - from the edge of my office - in the middle! '.
232. It was a quiet night of St. Bartholomew.
233. The student does not know in two cases: either not yet handed over, or have already passed.
234. Meru, we know, but would drink it Well?.
235. - Finish the wizard! .
236. In response to Disney Anastasia Soyuzmultfilm started producing animated plasticine 'John Kennedy '.
237. Bronetemkin Ponosets.
238. Garbage chute - Intercom in the police.
239. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be distorted, and directed against you.
240. A woman is like a parachute - at any time to refuse, so you always have to have a spare!.
241. The family and the husband and wife ravnapravny, especially my wife.
242. Do not have time to get off the podium a milkmaid, as she immediately got the chairman of the kolkhoz.
243. Champagne at home: vodka under the hiss of his wife.
244. - Oh, I? Evayu - said, puffing, pipiska.
245. You work that we do not worry, we will not touch.
246. The best way to get rid of temptation - is to succumb to it.
247. Do not dig yourself a hole to another.
248. Limitations minded people offset their number is unbounded!.
249. Steeper mountains can be only egg.
250. In man, it should be. ( Pathologist ).
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