Message from Oleg Tinkoff to the public

direct speech. hence. :.

Inflation next year 7%.
We all IN about 12 % in ruble terms, maybe we're spending in rubles, are best kept in rubles, I have kept in rubles for example.
immediately close your contribution to your shit - pot, and the fact that he shit, I'm sure, but you and know.
So, here you go, you perzvanivayut, and you choose your convenient time for you to come our agent (usually a handsome young man and Advanced ), parallel to all of our movements paralelyatsya SMS -workers.
He (the Prince) / she ( fairy ) brings you to your BLACK PLATINUM by TCS Bank in your name with which the removal of ATMs in all the world for FREE! Including Russia )).
you transfer to your account your amount at your convenience from your shit -bank.
You finally understand what it means to live in Europe!.
Want to be in euros and dollars, but I am sure that with the watered - ruble fall time will not allow.

And my translation:.

Interest on deposits in bank TAS - size exceeds the annual inflation. This, of course, the percentage in rubles, but it is known that it is better to keep money in that, as you spend them.
Our terms of better conditions of any other bank. I am sure that it is better. I am sure that you know what is best.
First you make a call to us, then you call our agent, and prompts you to select the time for his visit to you. Lest you forget about the meeting, you receive a sms to the phone with a reminder about the meeting.
After signing the contract, you can at any time to transfer to our deposit account. After that, you know how much service is a small Russian bank may be close to the European.
In our bank there is also an opportunity to open a deposit account in euros or dollars, but due to current economic and political situation of our management of the bank recommends that you keep your money in rubles. And remember, contributions to 700 thousand rubles the state guaranteed to be insured.

If the business does not suddenly go, go to work the press secretary to correct the image of the owners of other businesses. What is talent wasted in vain.